he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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