I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I have post one night stand depression
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
