Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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