I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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