she sounds like chewbacca in bed
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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