Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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