I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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