Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
