naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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