if i can run in heels then i can drive
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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