margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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