obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Randomize
