elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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