I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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