uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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