so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So squirting runs in the family.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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