Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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