The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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