wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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