u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sober January is a disaster.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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