See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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