you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
try to milk me bitch
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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