and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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