I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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