we have officially lost it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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