Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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