you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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