If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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