Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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