he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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