TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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