Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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