I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I don't think brook has ever known best
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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