There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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