after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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