Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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