Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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