Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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