Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I will pee on everything he values.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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