How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We have so much sex to catch up on
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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