but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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