Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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