i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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