And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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