You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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