you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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