This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
