Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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