just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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