You work out of a Hotel?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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