Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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