It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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