even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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