I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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