this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
40s are totally the cure
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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