so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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